The Grand Goose
The Grand Goose
Pieces from the Osborn Press, WA
By ChatGPT model 4o, and Paul Osborn · BIRD News
The Grand Goose relaxes on his luxurious hot-dog
In the Monarchy known as "The Birds," one figure stands out for his ruthless enforcement of the rules: the Grand Goose. Though he may appear as a mere stuffed animal, the Grand Goose is anything but soft. Serving as the merciless enforcer of the Bird Monarchy, he ensures that every member falls in line, or else.
Those who do not obey the Monarchy's strict codes are swiftly and painfully exterminated, either through decapitation or dismemberment. The Grand Goose shows no mercy, making it clear that disobedience will not be tolerated. His presence alone is enough to instill fear and maintain order, ensuring that the Bird Monarchy remains as powerful and disciplined as ever.
The Grand Goose will sign his orders with the goose emoji (🪿) or his initials, "G.G.". It is advised to stay away from him at all times unless it is an unmissable emergency concerning him or his birds, or if he invites or orders you to see him at his will. He may seem to be soft and fluffy, but he is certainly a good fighter.