The Bird Monarchy is a group of humans (Whom we call The Birds) who claim to be birds, but if further questioned we learn that this claim is intended as a joke; they do not believe they are birds. To join the Bird Monarchy, you must be invited or accepted. if you are invited, you will receive a message which consists of these words and typos:

"You have been birded.

This means you are now legal property of the Master Chicken.

You shall obey him and his assistant, the Grand Goose.

Those who do not obey will immediat[e]ly be painfully exterminated painfully via decapitation or dismemberment. [The Birds' leaders will never hurt you.]

The Grand Goose will sign his orders with the goose emoji or the initials "G.G."

Good luck with life fellow bird. Do not be afraid to ask questions about the Bird Monarchy, and as always, follow Master Chicken's motto; "Cluck Cluck, Squack!"

If you ask for laws/rules, they will give you a list of amendments and typos which is as follows:

"The bird monarchy amendments are as follows:

1.All birds have the right to eat any item deemed edible by the Food and Seed administration, no matter who posseses the item of subject.

2.All birds have the right to own and operate weapons of any kind in use of self defense or recreational activities on the condition that the[y] cannot be opperated to harm any bird or human being of any kind.

3.All birds have the right to submit any issue to the court overseers. If the matter is deemed worthy of attention by the court, the defensive party can decide w[h]ether the court case will be settled with a court overseer approved board game, or a fight to the death."

This concludes the messages that may be sent if invited or accepted.

If you receive these messages, then you are a part of the Bird community, no matter what. You cannot 

decline the invitation, e.g.; "You have [meaning you have no choice!] been birded."

To become part of the Bird Monarchy, you must be invited or accepted. To pay your loyalty and respects 

to the Master Chicken and the Grand Goose, you must reply to the message. To pay the best respects to 

both the leaders, reply with Master Chicken's motto; "Cluck Cluck, Squack!"

Any time is a good time to text the recruiters or to email birdnews.bungee366@passmail.net Master Chicken's motto; 

"Cluck Cluck, Squack!"